Why Is This News?

Former POW Jessica Lynch is pregnant. Why is this news? And how exactly is her pregnancy different than any other pregnancy out there? It's not, and it must be a pretty damn slow day for news when they have to report on the reproduction news of a former POW. Who cares that she's pregnant!!

THIS IS NOT NEWS!! But I thought it was so laughable that I had to talk about it for a second. I'M DONE!!