It's A Lump Of Chocolate, Not The Virgin Mary

Workers at a chocolate company in California found a lump of chocolate that collected under a machine, and now claim it looks like the Virgin Mary.

Get real people!! It's a lump of chocolate, nothing more. The Virgin Mary didn't decide to pop into the company for a visit and appear in the form of a lump of chocolate. I swear that these people who actually believe this are insane. Add this latest lunacy to the list of previous ones.

Hey, Jesus just appeared at my door. He says he's going to rise from the dead soon. Alert the media!!