Ooh!!!!! Aren't You Shaking In Your Boots?

Ooh, aren't you shaking in your boots? North Korea is going to shoot a missile toward Hawaii on or around July 4th.

A Japanese newspaper reported Thursday that North Korea might fire its most advanced ballistic missile toward Hawaii around the Fourth of July holiday.

Look boys and girls!! Big, bad, evil North Korea hates us for our FREEDOM. To prove that, they're planning to shoot a missile toward Hawaii on or around the Fourth of July which just happens to be our holiday in which we celebrate our "freedom".

Keep beating that drum Obama and Co. so you can get this country into yet another war!! We're already involved in two so I guess that means we're overdue for a third.

Spare us the drama!! If a missile was launched, it would be shot down immediately and EVERYBODY knows that.

The only ILLEGAL "missiles" that will be launched on July 4th will be from drunken neighborhood dumbasses who think it's cute to do so at all hours of the night.

Take that North Korea!! That's FREEDOM!!