"Al-Qaeda" Claims Responsibility

Supposedly, Al-Qaeda claimed responsibility for Bhutto's assassination.

First of all, Al-Qaeda can claim whatever they want. It doesn't make it so. They could claim responsibility for JFK's assassination. It still wouldn't make it so. They could claim responsibility for the sun rising and setting. IT DOESN'T MAKE IT SO!!

Think about it!! What does Al-Qaeda have to gain with Bhutto being dead? In all honesty, nothing!! In the grand scheme of things, it's really not a big deal to them if a woman who vowed to fight the terrorists is dead. Despite what the news media is telling you, Al-Qaeda DIDN'T have the most to gain with her assassination. I'll tell you who did though, Musharraf!! Musharraf has everything to gain with her being dead, and nothing to lose!! She was the obstacle in his way to maintaining his dictatorship. She was a thorn in his side. She was the only one who could beat him. Because of that, she was eliminated. Now, there's nothing standing in his way.

I'm not saying that he did it, but I do have my opinions. Let's say for a second that he didn't. Even if he didn't order her assassination, he let it happen. He made it easy for someone to kill her. He didn't provide her the security that she was entitled to. Thus, he's just as guilty as the one who pulled the trigger!!

Ponder this thought for a moment. When has Al-Qaeda ever been known to shoot someone? Of all the stories about Al-Qaeda that have been shoved down our throats in the past few years, what have you heard? Al-Qaeda beheads people. They use swords. They use boxcutters. They don't shoot people!! So why in the hell would they change their tactics simply to assassinate this woman? They wouldn't. Whoever killed her shot her. Then they blew themselves up. Ask yourself why that is. Why wouldn't they stick around to brag that they were responsible for her assassination? Why wouldn't they want to "bask in their glory"? They blew themselves up for a reason. That reason is because they can't tie this person to anyone now because the person isn't alive to spill the beans!!

Did You Hear The One About The Sunni Tribes And Al-Qaeda?

Did you hear the one about the Sunni tribes and Al-Qaeda? An Al-Qaeda messenger approached a Sunni tribe leader and said "Osama says that if you're going to be on our side, you all have to quit smoking." The Sunni tribe leader looked at the messenger and said, "Quit smoking? Are you crazy? I need my nicotine fix bitch!!" The Sunni tribe leader proceeded to blow the messenger away, and that is how the Sunni tribe backlash against Al-Qaeda began.

Okay, that was just a joke. However, in the fucked up mind of Freddy "I'm Running For President...Really...I Am...Really...Okay Why Are You Laughing" Thompson, that's pretty much the story.

Fred Thompson “puzzled Iowans yesterday” by insisting an Al Qaeda smoking ban was one reason Sunni tribes have broken with al Qaeda:

“They said, ‘You gotta quit smoking,’” Thompson explained to a questioner asking about progress in Iraq during a town hall-style meeting. […]

Thompson’s tale of a smokers’ revolt baffled some in the audience of about 150 who came to decide whether the former Tennessee senator is ready for prime time.

“I don’t know what that was about,” said Jim Moran, 72, who had driven from nearby McCook Lake, S.D.

Yes, that must be right Freddy. We all know what happens when you take a cigarette away from an addict. They go off!! Please!! This is the whackjob that some people seriously want for President? I thought we already have a braindead moron in the White House. We certainly don't need another one who thinks that Sunni tribes are turning against Al-Qaeda over smoking, the entire Middle East is going to turn NUCLEAR if we pull out of Iraq, and we're living in the era of the suitcase bomb.

Send the bitch back to Law & Order!!