"Saddam Killed Nelson Mandela"

The Boy King proved yet again today just how braindead he truly is!!

In a press conference this morning, President Bush tried to assert that Saddam’s brutal rule over Iraq wiped the country clean of potential democratic reformers — individuals who may have possessed leadership skills like former South African President Nelson Mandela. In doing so, Bush inartfully suggested Saddam killed Mandela:

I thought an interesting comment was made — somebody said to me, I heard somebody say, “Now, where’s Mandela?” Well, Mandela’s dead because Saddam Hussein killed all the Mandelas.

Saddam killed Nelson Mandela? Interesting!! Wait!! NELSON MANDELA IS STILL ALIVE!! Never mind!! That's just a fact, and facts mean jack shit to the Boy King!!

Repeat after me!! Saddam's dead. Nelson Mandela's alive. Saddam's dead. Nelson Mandela's alive. Saddam's...NEVER MIND!!

For those morons who are about to post a comment trying to explain what the Boy King meant, don't bother!! Nothing you say can erase the fact that the Boy King is braindead, and will forever remain that way.