Just So We're All On The Same Page Here
John McCain wants "change".
Barack Obama wants "change".
Barack Obama is keeping "all options on the table".
John McCain is keeping "all options on the table".
John McCain "respects" Barack Obama.
Barack Obama "respects" John McCain.
Anyone else want to stick their finger down their own throat?
These two (and their respective running mates) ought to hold hands and skip off into the sunset already and leave the country to us, you know, the people they pretend to represent and emulate. I'm tempted to say they should bring some condoms along but Sarah Palin might object to that.
See, Michelle Obama is just like you. And so is Sarah Palin. And so is Cindy McCain and so on and so on. They're all just like you.
Because every woman knows Oprah. And because every woman has a $300,000 outfit that looks like it could be some sort of Halloween costume. And because every woman has a daughter that's been pregnant at least once, even though her mother supposedly taught her abstinence. Guess it didn't take, eh, Grandma?
But they're just like you, ladies.
And guys, John McCain's just like you, too.
I mean, what 70 plus old man hasn't wanted to pretend like he's a hero, despite the fact that he bombed innocent men, women and children in a country that had nothing to do with anything, except that they were on this planet?
Barack Obama's just like you.
What 40 plus old man hasn't wanted to pretend like he's an agent of change, despite the fact that he does things the exact same way that the establishment has always done them, taking money under the table from people that he claims he opposes?
They're just like you, gentlemen.
Just so we're all on the same page here, I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired and of looking into a mirror and seeing bullshit instead of someone that reflects me.
Anybody else feel the same?
Barack Obama wants "change".
Barack Obama is keeping "all options on the table".
John McCain is keeping "all options on the table".
John McCain "respects" Barack Obama.
Barack Obama "respects" John McCain.
Anyone else want to stick their finger down their own throat?
These two (and their respective running mates) ought to hold hands and skip off into the sunset already and leave the country to us, you know, the people they pretend to represent and emulate. I'm tempted to say they should bring some condoms along but Sarah Palin might object to that.
See, Michelle Obama is just like you. And so is Sarah Palin. And so is Cindy McCain and so on and so on. They're all just like you.
Because every woman knows Oprah. And because every woman has a $300,000 outfit that looks like it could be some sort of Halloween costume. And because every woman has a daughter that's been pregnant at least once, even though her mother supposedly taught her abstinence. Guess it didn't take, eh, Grandma?
But they're just like you, ladies.
And guys, John McCain's just like you, too.
I mean, what 70 plus old man hasn't wanted to pretend like he's a hero, despite the fact that he bombed innocent men, women and children in a country that had nothing to do with anything, except that they were on this planet?
Barack Obama's just like you.
What 40 plus old man hasn't wanted to pretend like he's an agent of change, despite the fact that he does things the exact same way that the establishment has always done them, taking money under the table from people that he claims he opposes?
They're just like you, gentlemen.
Just so we're all on the same page here, I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired and of looking into a mirror and seeing bullshit instead of someone that reflects me.
Anybody else feel the same?
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